My Eyeballs
OMG. I think my eyeballs are going to fall out of me head.
My boss told me that in the last two days I've looked pretty stressed without my glasses on.
Why, oh why, did I switch to contacts? I want to pull out my eyeballs and kiss them all better.
It would be really weird to kiss your eyeballs wouldn't it? Squishy. Then you'd have to put them back right away or they'd get dried out. Very, very upsetting thought.