32 posts tagged “vox hunt”
Failure is inevitable... Show us some failure.
Submitted by Connie.
Now, after calling this man a failure I do have to admit that I own his "greatest hits" CD. Didn't he only have one hit? Oh well, it was $5 and worth throwing on at every party :)
Show us the best email you received during the past couple of days.
DOG DIARY
8:00AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT DIARY
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.
In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.
I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other p risoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
Show us a simple pleasure you've enjoyed recently.
Recently I got new make-up and some clothes. Today I got to get dressed up, including make-up, before going shopping. Normally, this is done in sweats.
Show us what makes you want to get out of bed in the morning.
Show us your favorite winter activity.
Just add peppermint schnapps. See, I knew I'd use this picture again! Awesome.
Show us a magazine to which you subscribe.
I'm not going to show, as it may offend some people. My husband and I, yes I, subscribe to Playboy. Yes, I do read the articles. I find it to be much more interesting than other magazines
Show us what you're thankful for.
I'm thankful for a loving husband....
I'm thankful for a happy, healthy, crazy 2 1/2 year old boy
I'm thankful for my sister who spent 8 weeks with us looking after my son!
I'm thankful for friends...and especially thankful that Sheri is doing well after surgery
This year I have a ton to be thanful for.
Show us your favorite word, sentence or quote.
My favorite words are: Copious and Decrepid
My favorite quote is: "If there is one word in the English language that explains why humans will never reach their full abilities it is "meetings".
My favorite sentence when my 2 year old says "I love you, mommy"
Show us your favorite way to stay warm on a cold autumn day.
Submitted by Ross.
This is the best way!!!
Audio: Share a song you just can't stand.
ANYTHING BY THIS GUY!
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